Conversation Marshall and I just had...
Marshall: Mommy, see my ears?
Me: Yeah.
Marshall: Did you see them move?
Me: (looking closely)Yes, I guess they did move.
Marshall: Yeah, I'm like a dog. A dog can move it's tail. I can move my ears! But I can't move my butt cheeks. I've tried. But I just can't. And my penis. I can't control my penis.
Me: (Laughing my butt cheeks off!!)Well, yeah, I can tell that from the bathroom!
